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GGGs Presents: The top 10 Celebs We Wouldn’t Kick Outta Bed

Posted on 08. Jun, 2009 by admin in Lifestyle

By: Mikki 6

Gina Gershon - Maybe its the lips, the soulful brown eyes or my penchent for  brunettes…aww who am I kidding?! Its the way that she quite convincingly fucked Jennifer Tilly in 1996’s Bound that keeps Gina Gershon on the list “now and forever” that keeps Gina Gershon on the list “now and forever”.

Jenny Shimizu - Picture it, 1997 - Jenny Shimizu at the height of CK One fame, rolling up on a Harley, with a small biker club of 6 six-foot tall models to the legendary Clit Club (back when it was still in the Meatpacking District…New York at it’s finest). They all walk in, you feel a slight tingle in your nether region and then…BOOM, the epiphany, “I think I like girls”. Thanks Jenny on behalf of young girls on the fence everywhere.

Megan Fox - I really like a broad who speaks her mind with no filter or internal monologue. This 23-year-old hottie is the definition of inappropriate thoughts of grown ass men and women all over the world. Audacious is the new sexy and let’s face it, she’s not too hard on the eyes.

Jada Pinkett-Smith - I know it’s bad to continue to covet a man’s wife but DAMN JADA, we just can’t get enough! Been running her down since A Different World and you know us lesbians know how to sniff out some previous queerness. Shoutouts to Peanuts back in the day, HOLLA!

Angelina Jolie - PERIOD.

Sarah Shahi - Probably the only reason why yall continue to sit through endless poorly written seasons of the L Word ( yea I said it), we all just wanted to know, “When’s Carmen coming back on?” Shane and Carmen fucking on the recording studio soundboard….enough said.

Padma Lakshmi - There’s absolutely nothing sexier than a fine-ass woman who knows about some food. Yea I know im supposed to be watching top chef for the food competition (just like men read Playboy for the articles), but yall know damn well that when they replaced the original chick whose name escapes me, with the smoking hotness that is Padma, everyone was now really ready to eat…literally and figuratively.

Kerry Washington and Dania Ramirez - Our next entry is our only double entry on the list. As far as I know, both of these women are straight and whether is Kerry in Ray or Mr. and Mrs. Smith or Dania in X-Men, I can only picture an amazing sex scene in one of the worst movies ever written. Their scene in She Hate Me was the only redeming quality in that train wreck of a Spike Lee joint. Yes, that film was offensive to lesbian everywhere but how can we not thank him for giving us one and a half minutes that would go on the inspire many a wet dream.

Kerry Washington and Dania Ramirez in She Hate Me

Lisa Bonet - I can’t remember a time when I wasn’t infatuated with Lisa Bonet; Denise Huxstable when I was 14 (Cosby Show)…wanted to be her,  Epiphany Proudfoot when I was 18(Angel Heart)..wanted to watch her then Lisa on the debut cover of Honey Magazine..wanted to marry her. Some folks, come and go, but Lisa is timeless. That Lenny Kravitz sure fucked up, boy.

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